(Yo man) Yo
YO 兄长
(Open up man) What do you want man?
(开下门 兄长）你怎么了贤弟？
(My girl just caught me)
我被女朋友抓到偷情了
You let her catch you!?
你被抓到了？
(I don't know how I let this happen)
我不知道怎么会发生这种事
With who?
和谁
(The girl next door, you know?) Man...
邻居家的那个美眉，我不知该怎么做
(I don't know what to do) So it wasn't you
就说那个不是你
Alright...
好吧
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
亲爱的走了进来 当场抓到了
Sleeping with the girl next door
我和邻家那妞在少儿不宜
Picture this we were both butt-naked
当时我和那妞
Bangin on the bathroom floor
正在地板上少儿不宜
How could I forget
我怎么忘了
That I had given her an extra key
我给了她我住所的钥匙
All this time she was standing there
当时她就站在那里
She never took her eyes off me
目光注视着我
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
你怎么能给女人随便进入你住所的权利
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
现在好，她进入了屋子亲眼看到了这些
You better watch your back before she turn 'to a killer
以后要注意了，小心她会在背后干掉你
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
这种情况下 你最好夹着尾巴做人
To be a true player you have to know how to play
要玩偷情这个游戏 你就要熟悉这个游戏的规则
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
如果她说你不忠 你就告诉她你是个基佬
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
永远不要承认你的不忠 当她想和你少儿不宜
And you tell her baby no way
你就告诉她 不行
But she caught me on the counter
但是我在桌子上少儿不宜被抓到
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
Saw me Bangin on the sofa
又被看到我在沙发上少儿不宜
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
I even had her in the shower
我和那妞还在浴室少儿不宜过
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
She even caught me on camera
她偷着在我的住所里放了很多摄像头
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
She saw the marks on my shoulder
她还看到了我肩膀上的吻痕
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
Heard the words that I told her
还听到我和那妞打情骂俏
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
Heard the screams getting louder
少儿不宜的动静非常大
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
She stayed until it was over
她目睹了整个过程
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
亲爱的走了进来
Sleeping with the girl next door
来抓奸
Picture this we were both butt-naked
当时我和那妞
Banging on the bathroom floor
正在地板上少儿不宜
I had tried to keep her from what
我试着不要让她
She was about to see
看到这一切
Why should she believe me
她为什么要相信
When I told her it wasn't me
我说那个不是我
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on
确定她知道那不是你 然后你引导她进入你想要
Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
的剧情 见到她时 就扮个基佬的骚样
As funny as it be by you, it not hot hot ***
尽量展现出你的激情澎湃 这一点不会太难
Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs
你最好再戴个眼镜 这样会显得你很娘炮
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
这样她就不会为发生的事情而苦恼
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
这些事很快就会遗忘 她会去教堂做弥撒
Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun
得到她的许可 离开现场 但是她如果带枪的话
You know you better run fast
你最好赶紧快跑
But she caught me on the counter
但是我在桌子上少儿不宜被抓到
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
Saw me bangin on the sofa
又被看到我在沙发上少儿不宜
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
I even had her in the shower
我和那妞还在浴室少儿不宜过
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
She even caught me on camera
她拍了照片 作证
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
She saw the marks on my shoulder
她还看到了我肩膀上的吻痕
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
Heard the words that I told her
还听到我和那妞打情骂俏
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
Heard the screams getting louder
少儿不宜的动静非常大
"It wasn't me"
（这不是我）
She stayed until it was over
她目睹了整个过程
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
亲爱的走了进来
Sleeping with the girl next door
来抓奸
Picture this we were both butt-naked
当时我和那妞
Banging on the bathroom floor
正在地板上少儿不宜
How could I forget
我怎么忘了我给了她
That I had given her an extra key
我住所的钥匙
All this time she was standing there
当时她就站在那里
She never took her eyes off me
目光注视着我
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
我要主动承认错误 并对给她造成的痛苦深深的忏悔
I've been listenin' to your reasonin'
听了你各种支招
It makes no sense at all
觉得有些扯淡
We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
我们应该主动承认错误 祈求她的原谅
You may think that you're a player
你自认为你是泡妞界的大哥大
But you're completely lost
其实我看你也是个捞B（假货）
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
亲爱的走了进来 当场抓到了我和邻家
Sleeping with the girl next door
那妞在少儿不宜
Picture this we were both butt-naked
当时我和那妞正在
Bangin on the bathroom floor
地板上少儿不宜
How could I forget
我怎么忘了
That I had given her an extra key
我给了她我住所的钥匙
All this time she was standing there
当时她就站在那里
She never took her eyes off me
目光注视着我