If you weren't born with it
若你天生貌不惊人
You can buy a couple ornaments
何不选择花钱装扮
Just be sure to read the warning  kids
这是我得到的教训，请你认真遵守
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
因为我知道很快你会想改头换面
Sexual  hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
女孩 若然你想释放你那欲望之火 尽管来
You can always call up a professional
你一直认为自己完美无缺 让自己的美貌起死回生
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
他们打造出了你这副青春活力的脸容
Kids forever  kids forever
永驻青春，保持真我
Baby soft skin turns into leather
曾经的柔滑肌肤，如今已人老珠黄
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
犯不着惊慌，这些只是我的比喻
No one will love you if you're unattractive
若你不爱惜自己 整天黯然神伤 那么没人会在乎你
Oh Mrs  Potato Head tell me  is it true that pain is beauty
白薯头夫人就告诉我吧，美丽真的必须经历皮肉之苦吗？
Does a new face come with a warranty
一张完美无缺的面容是美丽的保证吗？
Will a pretty face make it better
这张虚伪搭建的脸庞能够让我快乐吗？
Oh Mr  Potato Head tell me
薯蛋头先生请告诉我吧
How did you afford her surgery
你为了那张面容倾注了多少心血？
Do you swear you'll stay forever
你说你会永远陪伴在她身边对吗？
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？
If you want a little more confidence
若你想更加自信迷人
Potatoes turn to french fries  yeah it's common sense
平凡的土豆变成诱人的炸薯条 这也是很容易成真的
All you need's a couple more condiments
但你这一生就只能给自己添加调味料的命
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
还花费大把钞票只为那虚伪的赞美
It's such a waste
实在太浪费
When little girls grow into their mothers face
稚嫩儿童最终长成母亲的模样
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
她们也学会每天浓妆艳抹
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
终其一生守护着这张脸 抿着她们的嘴唇保持靓丽
Kids forever kids forever
永驻青春，保持真我
Baby soft skin turns into leather
曾经的柔滑肌肤，如今已人老珠黄
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
犯不着惊慌，这些只是我的比喻
No one will love you if you're unattractive
若你不爱惜自己 整天黯然神伤 那么没人会在乎你
Oh Mrs  Potato Head tell me  is it true that pain is beauty
白薯头夫人就告诉我吧，美丽真的必须经历皮肉之苦吗？
Does a new face come with a warranty
一张完美无缺的面容是美丽的保证吗？
Will a pretty face make it better
这张虚伪搭建的脸庞能够让我快乐吗？
Oh mr potato head tell me
薯蛋头先生请告诉我吧
How did you afford her surgery
你为了那张面容倾注了多少心血？
Do you swear you'll stay forever
你说你会永远陪伴在她身边对吗？
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？
Stay forever  stay forever
任地老天荒，仍永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？
Stay forever  stay forever
任地老天荒，仍永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？
Oh Mrs  Potato Head tell me  is it true that pain is beauty
白薯头夫人就告诉我吧，美丽真的必须经历皮肉之苦吗？
Does a new face come with a warranty
一张完美无缺的面容是美丽的保证吗？
Will a pretty face make it better
这张虚伪搭建的脸庞能够让我快乐吗？
Oh Mr  Potato Head tell me
薯蛋头先生请告诉我吧
How did you afford her surgery
你为了那张面容倾注了多少心血？
Do you swear you'll stay forever
你说你会永远陪伴在她身边对吗？
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？
Stay forever  stay forever
任地老天荒，仍永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？
Stay forever  stay forever
任地老天荒，仍永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？
Stay forever  stay forever
任地老天荒，仍永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？
Stay forever  stay forever
任地老天荒，仍永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽昙花一现也不在乎？