Sans! Sans! Wake up!
衫斯，衫斯!醒醒!
What is it, dude?
怎么了，兄弟?
A human has fallen from the surface world.
有个地表世界的人类掉下来了!
Really? And you got a BONE to pick wit'im?
真的吗?那你跟他鸡蛋里挑“骨头”了吗？
No time for puns
没时间去开你那愚蠢的双关语笑话了!
Ah, come on, that was a real RIB tickler, ayy
别这样嘛，那可是“骨”动人心的笑话!诶!
Ugh! Enough!
啊!够了!
Alright, here we go again
好吧，让我们再来一次…
Welcome to the underground
欢迎来到地底之下
How was the fall?
摔得怎么样？
If you wanna look around
如果你想四处逛逛
Give us a call
记得给我们打电话
We don't see humans often
在我们这里人类可不算常见
We're happy you just dropped in
我们很高兴你能坠落此地
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
我会变得很受欢迎只要我给那些怪物看看我捉住了什么
Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
嘿，帕派瑞斯，注意你的语气
Can it, Sans, no time for banter
闭嘴，衫斯，没有时间开玩笑了!
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
原谅我的兄弟他只是有点古怪
You're just lazy and apathetic
总好过你懒惰又默然
Call me what you want, I got thick SKIN
随你怎么称呼，我脸皮可厚了
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
另一个烂笑话，我真的是受够他了!
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
我们是怪物最凶残的那种
To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE
和我们作对，可是会吃尽“骨”头
We can relate to your determination
我们可以干预你的决心
Because we monsters have our motivations
因为我们怪物有我们自己的动机
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
人类背叛我们，并置我们水深火热之中
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
总有一天我们会回归地表之上
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
你的罪孽会陪伴着你整趟旅行
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
你造成的苦果可不好管束
Who's the real monster, now you should know
现在你应该明白，谁才是真正的怪物
You've cut this story down to the BONE
这个传说已深刻你的"骨"底!
Really, Sans?
真的吗，衫斯?
What?
怎么了？
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
副歌的最后一句是双关?!
Yup
是啊
You imbecile! That was very... clever...
你这个蠢货!那真是太...聪明了！
Heh. Thanks, buddy
谢啦，兄弟
You're stuck in the underground
你被困在地底之下
Thanks to the fall
感谢你的堕落
Good luck ever getting out
祝你旅途愉快
Prepare to brawl
准备好迎接战斗
You could show Mercy to us
你可以选择饶恕我们
Or turn all of us to dust
或让我们化为灰烬
Is your heart full of evil
你的心中充满邪恶
Or full of love
亦或者充满爱
I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
我，伟大的帕派瑞斯，我们将挑战能否抓住你!
Test the human with one of your puzzles
让这个人类来挑战你的迷题
Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
漂亮，衫斯!这能让他迷惑许久!我谅你你也不敢来尝一口意大利面
Smells like the CREEPYPASTA is ready
闻起来像一个新的“都市传说”
Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
闭嘴，衫斯!我受够那些笑话了!
Sounds like someone's FUNNY BONE'S broken
听起来就像某些骨的幽默感破碎了
We can relate to your determination
我们能够干预你的决心
Because we monsters have our motivations
因为我们怪物也有我们的动机
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
我即是幕后真凶，而他是我的帮凶
You're only still alive because I made a promise
你能活到现在只因我做了一个承诺
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
你在这里徘徊的几个小时内你会失去理智
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
你甚至开始决定与一朵会说话的花交流
Who's the real monster, now you should know
现在你应该明白，谁才是真正的怪物
You've cut this story down to the BONE
这个传说已深刻你的"骨"底
Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
终有一天我会加入皇家卫队
When I catch this child, can it be that hard
只要我抓住这个人类孩子，难道有那么难吗
Look, if I'm being honest
听着，如果我仍信守承诺
My brother ain't nothin' but harmless
没有什么比我的兄弟更无害了
I know you and all that you want
我了解你，明白你渴望的一切
You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
你从Sans这得到的远不只是个字体
The deeper you go, the messier it gets
你越深入，就越混乱
If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
如果能按我的方式来，你早在地狱里焚烧了
Kidding, if you couldn't tell I get so bored, I amuse myself
只是个玩笑，如果你不想说的话那我会非常无聊，只得自娱自乐了
Down here in the underground
在这地下世界
You're all alone
你独自一人
We wanted to tell you now
我们只想和你说
You're kind a BONED
你有点“骨”独
If you survive this prison
如果你继续在这个牢笼生存下去
You will know nihilism
你会明白什么是虚无主义
Don't mess around with monsters
别去和怪物鬼混
They're scared of tiny children HA
他们害怕小孩子
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
你虽然来自远方，但会很快陷入惑弊
When I stump you with some Junior Jumble
当我拿出填字游戏为难你
Not so sure you'll get him with that
我不确信你能用那个难倒他
Alas，I'll hit him with my Special Attack
啊啦，我会用我的特殊攻击打败他
LEAVE ME ALONE
别烦我！
You know I've got a knack for the trom-BONE
你知道我有项特长，吹“骨”号
One more pun, and I'll be done
再来个双关语，我就要疯了
But ain't two SKULLS better than one
不过两只骨总比一只骨好
We can relate to your determination
我们可以干预你的决心
Because we monsters have our motivations
因为我们怪物也有我们自己的动机
You know your story's already been told
你知道你的故事早已人尽皆知了
We can play again if you sell your SOUL
如果你出卖灵魂我们还能重归于好
I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
我会把你的一切尽收眼底
I'll find any SKELETONS inside your closet
我会找到你那些不可告“骨”的秘密
Who's the real monster now you should know
谁才是真正的怪物现在你应该很清楚了吧
You've cut this story down to the BONE!
这个传说对你而言刻“骨”铭心!