Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
嘿，看一下这些笨蛋，歌星就是这样搞的嘛
You play the guitar on the MTV
你弹吉他，人家帮你拍成MTV，
That ain't working that's the way you do it
那些都是假弹对嘴的啦
Money for nothing and chicks for free
这样你就能赚到钱，也会有女人倒贴啦
Now that ain't working that's the way you do it
这样也能赚钱啊？
Let me tell ya them guys ain't dumb
谜之音：喂，这些弹吉他的，可不是笨蛋
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
他们的手指都弹起泡了
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
不信，你弹弹看就知道了
We gotta install microwave ovens
可恶啊，我们每天在这里帮人家装微波炉
Custom kitchen deliveries
替人家作厨房
We gotta move these refrigerators
还要搬冰箱
We gotta move these colour TV
搬电视，X !
We gotta install microwave ovens
可恶啊，我们每天在这里帮人家装微波炉
Custom kitchen deliveries
替人家作厨房
We gotta move these refrigerators
还要搬冰箱
We gotta move these colour TV
搬电视，X !
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
我也要学吉他！
I shoulda learned to play them drums
我也要打鼓！
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
看一下那个胖女人，哇靠，整个荧幕都是她
Man we could have some fun
嘿，我这么帅，如果当明星，应该会红吧？
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
哇哈哈，那死跑龙套的又来了，他在讲什么？夏威夷话吗？
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
他打鼓的样子，好像猩猩啊！
That ain't working that's the way you do it
这些人都是笨蛋，不过这样作就对啦
Get your money for nothing get your chicks for free
这样你就能赚大钱，还有泡不完的马子！
We gotta install microwave ovens
可恶啊，我们每天在这里帮人家装微波炉
Custom kitchen deliveries
替人家作厨房
We gotta move these refrigerators
还要搬冰箱
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
那死娘娘腔还有自己的飞机
We gotta move these colour TV
搬电视，X !
That ain't working that's the way you do it
这些人都是笨蛋，不过这样作就对啦
You play the guitar on the MTV
你弹吉他，人家帮你拍成MTV，
That ain't working that's the way you do it
这些人都是笨蛋，不过这样作就对啦
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
不劳而获，你还有泡不完的马子！
Money for nothing and chicks for free
不劳而获，还有泡不完的马子！
Money for nothing and chicks for free
不劳而获，还有泡不完的马子！