I'm here to collect your hearts
It's the only reason that I sing
I don't believe a word you say
But I can't stop listening
This is the story of how they met
Her picture was on the back
Of a pack of cigarettes
When she touched him he turned ruby red
A story that they'll never forget
Never forget
And all the boys are smoking menthols
Girls are getting back rubs
I will drift to you
If you make yourself shake fast enough
My old aches become new again
My old friends become exes again
Oh  where did the party go 
We're ending it on the phone
I'm not gonna go home alone
Oh  where did the party go 
I know I expect too much
And not enough all at once
You know I only wanted fun
Then you got me all fucked up on love
Oh I looked for your name on the Ouija Board
And your naked magic  oh dear Lord
You and me are the difference between
Real love and the love on TV  love on TV
And all the boys are smoking menthols
Girls are getting back rubs
I will drift to you
If you make yourself shake fast enough
My old aches become new again
My old friends become exes again  yeah
Oh  where did the party go 
We're ending it on the phone
I'm not gonna go home alone
Oh  where did the party go 
We were the kids who screamed
"We weren't the same " in sweaty rooms
Now we're doomed to organizing
Walk-in closets like tombs
Silent film stars stuck in talking cinema life
So let's fade away together one dream at a time
Oh  where did the party go 
We're ending it on the phone
I'm not gonna go home alone
Oh  where did the party go